26 Jan
"I believe and I think that the right approach is to accept this horribly created, in the sense of rape, but nevertheless, in a very broken way, a gift of human life, and accept what God is giving to you."

Rick Santorum via an interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan show, when asked about pregnancy when raped.

All this time I had no idea that having a baby by your rapist was considered a “gift”.

24 Jan
"Detroit is crumbling in poverty and they have the audacity to spend $214,000,000 on a single person. Disgusting."

buckyball1267 via ESPN, “Source: Tigers to sign Prince Fielder”

I guess no one told Mr. Buckyball that the city doesn’t pay for that…

23 Jan
"I think the problem is that all of the elementary students are getting a vote, and many of them don’t quite understand what they are voting for. They recognize the name “cougar” and get excited. I definitely think the cougar option should be removed for obvious reasons!"

Jill Rawle via Corner Canyon High School Mascot and Colors petition.

Because being “excited” is EVIL!!!!

22 Jan
"I wouldn’t have reported child abuse either. It’s NONE OF MY BUSINESS what goes on between two people."

Perfect 10 via Yahoo News, “Fired Penn State coach Joe Paterno dead at 85”.

Yeah because child rape is “consensual”.

21 Jan
"… the parents of this young girl who was permitted to be part of this garbage are the problem. they are the gatekeeper for her innocence. and they let her be part of the sick minds of hollywood and its minions."

Redde Caesari via Yahoo News, “Kids & Cursing: ‘Modern Family’ Toddler Typical, Scientists Say”

The F-word was bleeped.  And besides, the girl was told to say “Fudge”… after all this backlash, she will now discourage eating fudge for fear of getting in trouble.

(via paulscheer)

"Sulu turned Star Trek into part of the bumjug conspiracy. Homosexuals are like a cancer that is rapidly spreading to destroy society. I know. How does it affect me? It is sick and wrong! That’s how."

Edmarc via Yahoo News, “Same Sex Romance Comes to a Galaxy Far, Far Away”.

“Bumjug”… new word for the day.

"[He] wasn’t thinking about the possibility of fame when he decided to put a ring on her cold finger. He merely wanted to make things right, however small or inadequate the gesture might seem."

Onsiri Pravattiyagul, friend of groom, via MSNBC, “Till death do us part: Marriage to dead girlfriend draws mixed reaction”.

More WTF  (pics)

20 Jan
"HOW DO A PERSON BECOME A HACKER ?? YOU HAVE TO KNOW COMPUTERS ?"

joseo311usmc via CNN, “Hacker group Anonymous is a nuisance, not a threat”

Nah, just know how to operate your kitchen toaster.

"We’re very sympathetic to their situation and hate that it has come to this situation that we’ve actually had to disconnect them."

Chris Whelan, LG&E’s Director of Communication via WDRB.com, “Historic Louisville church owes LG&E $32,000 dollars”.

OK, so lemme get this straight…. they haven’t paid their bill in a whole year, racked it up to 32k and its just NOW getting shut off?  Strangely, any normal person woulda been eating in the dark 8 months ago.  NOT FAIR to the public.

19 Jan
"Both of my daughters are prepared to speak on the record with any of you who would like to talk to them. Several other people who knew the situation are prepared to speak on the record. I am not getting involved."

Newt Gingrich via CNN, “Newt Gingrich wanted ‘open marriage,’ ex-wife says”.

Wow.  How fatherly of you.

"Last time I checked… butter and fried foods have very little do do with the diabetic condition… and I’m diabetic."

Rcall1220 via Entertainment Weekly, “Anthony Bourdain calls out Paula Deen (again) in not-so-subtle tweet”

Hm, might wanna go see that doc again and get your facts straight.

17 Jan
"If you know someone who has been in the military, don’t take a chance. Stay away from them. One of these days they will break, and you don’t want to be around when that happens."

Lemanjello via CNN, “Prosecutor to seek death for Iraq War vet charged in homeless men killings”

The only thing I can muster up is….  w t f ?!

14 Jan
"THE SHAPE OF HIS HEAD DEPICTS A VERY SMART MAN. THE BROTHER WAS JUST MISGUIDED AND UNFORTUNATE. JESUS COULD HAVE USED HIM FOR HIS KINGDOM. A TRAGEDY OF MODERN TIMES. THAT HOOSIER MAN MUST BE ONE OF THOSE COWARD SOUTHERN WHITE MONKEY WHO WILL RUN TO HIS DEATH FOR SEEING A BLACK MAN TAKING A WALK IN THE PARK. THANK INTERNET YOU CAN HIDE BEHIND IT AND COWARDLY COMMENT OR IN REAL LIFE, YOU’LL BE SIX FEET UNDER WHEN YOU ARE STANDING AFTER MAKING SUCH A WHITE-COLORED COMMENT. ENJOY BEING AN UGLY MAN."

Cameron Fall via The Smoking Gun, “Tupac Shakur Mug Shot”

… wut????

13 Jan
"He was pointed at and persecuted. The world had been against him for five years before this case, for a murder he said he never committed and for which there is no evidence whatsoever."

Jose Luis Jimenez via CNN, “Peruvian judges to sentence van der Sloot for woman’s murder” …. who also stated that “his client was under special stress the day the 2010 murder occurred, which marked five years after Natalee Holloway went missing.”

WAHHHHHHH